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Music Poor, Laker Lure and Connect Four
I have Johnny Cash on my Ipod, but it’s only there so I’ll look cool if anyone ever looks at my music library. In reality, I skip Johnny Cash every time one of his songs comes up on shuffle. I am not a...
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SCP is going to the bullpen in order to preview the upcoming baseball season. Rob Dibble was a two time All Star, an NLCS MVP and a World Series champ with the Reds. He’s also the co-host of Fox Sports...
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Lady Parts, Power Charts and Diplomatic Smarts
Let’s talk about thought process. More specifically, my thought process after reading this comment, which was recently posted to SCP: Jeannie Says: February 23rd, 2013 at 6:26 pm You watched an NBA...
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My Month of 945 Pages
We’re now 6 months into this little endeavor. Or, in the parlance of the project, 5,350 pages. That’s 15 books through half a year. That’s not bad. This month, I tackled one famous comedian and two...
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Final Pics, PR Fix and Tournament Mix
A few weeks ago, a young man was killed by a hit and run driver as he walked across the West Side Highway in Manhattan early on a Saturday morning. In covering the story, reporters spoke to the young...
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Quick Trip, Bad Dad and Empty Search
The New York Times travel section sometimes publishes stories called “36 hours in..” Well, this past weekend, I did my own version of that. I spent 40 hours in Scottsdale, Arizona. Going in, I...
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Undone Chores, Tampa Bay Bores and Scouting Tours
During the first weekend of March, I had a couple of friends stay at my apartment. One stayed on a Saturday, the other stayed on Sunday and Monday. Both slept on my couch and used the same pillow and...
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The Crackle Wonders: Christopher Frankie
Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Manny Ramirez… There are a lot of disgraced baseball players these days. But there’s one who’s more disgracier than the rest, and that’s Lenny Dykstra. Christopher Frankie...
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My Month of 958 Pages
I flew back and forth to Phoenix this month. That’s 10 hours of prime reading time! And so, we discuss a few more pages than usual this time out. This month, it’s late night TV, stand up comedy and...
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Street Pee, Broken Knee and Coaching Tree
I learned something about myself this weekend, something that’s been buried deep in the recesses of my subconscious. I would rather get hit by a car than pee in my pants. I was on my way to work...
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Skim Scam, Scott Shot and A Silver and Black Comeback
You can not get a gallon of normal skim milk in New York City on a Sunday Night. It’s nearly impossible. And on the occasions when you can find one, the expiration date is usually like 3 days away....
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Social Change, Shooter’s Range and Movie Strange
This is where my procrastination kills me. I was going to write this week’s review yesterday but I didn’t really have a great idea for an intro, so I decided to wait a day and see if inspiration...
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On Questions Dumb, Missing and International
Here is a question that I, a grown man, asked another human being, who happens to be an employee at a store that sells greeting cards. “Umm.. excuse me. Do you guys have any baptism cards that are...
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My Month of 858 Pages
It’s been a slow month on the reading front. Let’s chock that up to one bad book buying decision. This month, we learn about Presidential election coverage and the man who was once, arguably, the most...
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Baseball Funk, Not a Punk and Driving Drunk
I’m sitting on my couch right now, watching game 2 of a doubleheader between the Yankees and Indians. And I’m shocked to realize that this might be the first baseball game that I’ve actually sat down...
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Friends Who Are Funny, Athletes With Money and Lying About Sonny
I’ve been spending a ridiculous amount of time with my imaginary friend lately. Well, the friend isn’t imaginary as much as the friendship is. His name is Marc Maron and he is dominating my entire...
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Music Mystery, Murder Mystery and Revised History
What the fuck is Daft Punk? Everywhere I look, I see articles about Daft Punk’s new album and how the immediate release of a Daft Punk remix is the most Daft Punk thing that Daft Punk could have done....
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Midget Price,Tito’s Nice and Reading the Same Thing Twice
On Friday, there was a midget on the Price is Right. A MIDGET!!!!!! MAKE A WISH! Was your wish for more midget on Price is Right? On Thursday night, I went to the Yankee game. The Mets beat the Yankees...
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Music Class, Story Bypass and Oral Morass
On Thursday night, I went to see a symphony. Why? Well, dickheads, it’s because I’m a classy motherfucker. You may remember that, a few months ago, I went to a country music show. I went into that with...
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My Month of 864 Pages
I was supposed to post this a couple of weeks ago. But, better late than never I guess. It’s time to once again discuss what I’m reading and what I’m thinking while I’m reading what I’m reading. This...
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